Rules for the phone.

How ALL business phones SHOULD be answered!

 

GOOD MORNING, WELCOME TO THE

UNITED STATES OF AMERICA .

 

Press "1" for English.

 

Press "2" to disconnect until you learn to speak English.

 

And remember, only two defining forces
have ever offered to die for you:

Jesus Christ and

the American Soldier.

One died for your soul, the other for your freedom.