Don 't have a spoon? I can fix that!

Seatbelt broken? I can fix that!

New TV too big for the old cabinet? I can fix that!

Electrical problem? I can fix that!

Car stereo stolen? I can fix that!

Bookshelf cracking under the weight? I can fix that!

Can't afford a real GPS? I can fix that!

No ice chest? I can fix that!

Can't read the ATM screen? I can fix that!

Car imported from the wrong country? I can fix that!

Satellite go out in the rain? I can fix that!

Electric stove broken & can't heat coffee? I fixed that.

Wiper motor burned out? I can fix that!

WTF?

Display rack falling over? I can fix that!

Tires worn out? I fixed that. Might be a little hard to steer.

Exhaust pipe dragging? I can fix that!

Gotta feed the baby AND do the laundry? I can fix that!

Cables falling behind the desk? I can fix that!

I actually think that's ingenious.

Out of diapers? I can fix that!

Speechless..